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@XplodingUnicorn: [buys plastic lightsabers for the kids]

5-year-old daughter: Mine is broken.

Me: What's wrong with it?

5: It doesn't even cut off arms.

[buys plastic lightsabers for the kids]

5-year-old daughter: Mine is broken.

Me: What’s wrong with it?

5: It doesn’t even cut off arms.

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