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@PeterClayton6: *buys shed at B&Q*

B&Q: Are you putting this up yourself?

Me: No, it's going in the garden.

B&Q:

Me:

B&Q: I can't help you anymore.

*buys shed at B&Q*

B&Q: Are you putting this up yourself?

Me: No, it’s going in the garden.

B&Q:

Me:

B&Q: I can’t help you anymore.

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