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@RhinoUR: Buys valentine.
Writes "I love you" inside.
Mails card to self.
Receives card in mail.
Reads card.
"Eww, why do I attract losers?"

Buys valentine.
Writes “I love you” inside.
Mails card to self.
Receives card in mail.
Reads card.
“Eww, why do I attract losers?”

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