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@knotaprettygirl: Let's give a big round of applause to everyone on Facebook who went to the gym today even though they "hate it"!! They are the real heroes.
@tastefactory: 2005: We want cell phones to be so tiny 2015: We want cell phones the size of the big rib from the Flintstones intro that tips the car over
@bobvulfov: MUGGER: give me ur wallet ME: stand back i have mace MUGGER: [sniffing] is this cookies-scented febreze