@Black__Elvis: By a show of hands, who has hands? Sit down Leonard, you're a seahorse.
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@ArfMeasures: [1st date] DATE: When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME [leans across] Oh really? DATE: Yes
@theevilwriter: When I was a kid my family was so poor my parents were forced to give my imaginary friend up for adoption.