@Black__Elvis: By a show of hands, who has hands? Sit down Leonard, you're a seahorse.
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@Moi_RaRa: I like long walks while holding hands.. which always seems a little awkward with strangers on the beach.
@CornOnTheGoblin: "do you have any pets" [remembers girls like sensitive guys] a cat "what's his name" [remembers girls also like tough guys] missile launcher
@iamspacegirl: vampire: let me bite you me: no! vampire: it will be fun me: *running away* vampire: wait, stop! my fangs magically change color when I sip through them! me: *noticeably slowing down*
@RealLucasNeff: The ocean isn't shark-infested. It's the ocean. That's where sharks live. We aren't supposed to be there. Humans infest the ocean.