@Black__Elvis: By a show of hands, who has hands? Sit down Leonard, you're a seahorse.
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@shkeeber: I've been standing in IKEA with a lamp shade on my head for 3 days, hiding from the cops.
@_theigirl: Only in America: We have a holiday devoted to gratitude & then less than 12 hrs later beat the shit out of each other for a $10 crockpot.