@lloydrang: By age 30, most men have found that one special hairstyle they want to spend the rest of their life with.
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@sameralkhoury: I freak out when i don't see the L and R marks on headphones. There's no way I'm taking that risk.
@KKBowls: Don't hand out condoms to high school students. Take away their deodorant and toothbrush. That'll cut down teen pregnancy
@jakob_huber: Jealous that secret agents can get out of any phone conversation at any time by saying "it's not safe to talk on the phone right now"