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@birdie_app: By age 35 you should:

-live in a cave on a mountain

-hate everyone

-try to destroy christmas at least once

-develop the capacity for empathy and compassion but only after your scheme fails

By age 35 you should:

-live in a cave on a mountain

-hate everyone 

-try to destroy christmas at least once 

-develop the capacity for empathy and compassion but only after your scheme fails

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