@Roflindian: By iPhone 30, you'll have a choice. Whether to buy an iPhone or an island in the Caribbean.
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@zachheltzel: Tell women at the bar you are the lead singer of Train. There's no way they can know your lying.
@lazerdoov: Dr. says I have an enlarged heart thanks doc I already know I'm super nice just trying to figure out why I can't breathe when I eat chips
@trevso_electric: Jennifer Aniston is always cast in the same role because she's a victim of Rachel profiling.