@TJ_Whitehead: By my calculations, I've spent approximately $39 throughout my life to watch bananas turn brown on my kitchen table
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@WilliamAder: Scientists are attempting to clone Ice Age Cave Lions because running into a raccoon when I take out the trash isn't scary enough.
@thetruealban: Flash floods in Arizona last night. We nominate California and Texas. #ALSIceBucketChallenge
@Rlpihl: [Family Feud] What's your answer?! *whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people