@TeflonPawn: By the power vested in me by this case of beer, I now pronounce these three loads of laundry as one.
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@jrza84: Tried new pain medication, and an hour later 3 penguins in military fatigues walked into the room and told me I need to kill Mussolini's cat
@Briidashian: Why do I have to use leaves as toilet paper when I go camping while we have bears out there using Charmin?
@BuckyIsotope: 4 out of 5 dentists recommend Trident sugarless gum. The 5th dentist is busy butchering protected wildlife.