@TeflonPawn: By the power vested in me by this case of beer, I now pronounce these three loads of laundry as one.
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@JasonLastname: *approaches drive-thru window on a camel* "Sir, here's your 17 big macs and a large milkshake." May I please have a straw? *camel collapses*
@TawaNicolas: I lost one of mom's Tupperware at work and now I'm looking for a new family to adopt me.
@klecket: Does it creep anyone else out that Donald Duck eats a turkey dinner on 'Once Upon A Christmas'? Isn't that a form of cannibalism?