@TeflonPawn: By the power vested in me by this case of beer, I now pronounce these three loads of laundry as one.
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@Fickle_Filly: A starfish has five arms. An anablep has four eyes. An octopus has three hearts. And you've got two faces.
@DamonHunzeker: If you ever get attacked by a shark, don't forget to take a moment and appreciate the statistical improbability of it all.