@TeflonPawn: By the power vested in me by this case of beer, I now pronounce these three loads of laundry as one.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Donnie_Fairburn: [bursts into garage] "why is your car still on? you've been in here for 3 days" i'm trying to kill myself "but you drive an electric car"
@XplodingUnicorn: Me: What does that cloud look like to you? 3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be? 3-year-old: Rain.