@NYC_Blonde: By the power vested in me by this vintage merlot, I now pronounce us husband and wife. I may now kiss the bottle.
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@robdelaney: The name Corey is short for Coriander. Coreys will try & tell you it's not but they are lying.
@BigBang6000: Still complaining about the guy with a million followers taking credit for your tweets? Never had a boss have you?