@WilliamAder: By the time someone says something in the meeting worth writing down, I've likely already taken my pen apart and lost the spring.
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@junejuly12: Tall, fit, great hair, dazzling smile, good with kids, excellent swordsman, right-handed. ~ Captain Hook's Tinder profile ~
@CorkyCrash: 11's thoughts on tonight's dinner: "Well, it didn't make me gag, so I ate it." The rewards of motherhood are truly breathtaking.