@Gooooats: By this time of year baby Jesus was probably already totally sick of playing with his frankincense.
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@Chelsea_Elle: Leaving my browser history open in case anyone in this coffee shop tries to steal my laptop when I'm in the bathroom.
@rantingmd: googling ways to dispose of a body,mostly to freak out the douche behind me who keeps staring at my laptop screen
@petemandik: Scientists report global context shortage. "I guess I'll have flan," some scientist said, totally out of context.
@AlexRogaski: The Chinese New Year is almost here. I know they're in another time zone, but 2 months behind seems a little extreme.