@Gooooats: By this time of year baby Jesus was probably already totally sick of playing with his frankincense.
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@WheelTod: I hate it when you're about to sacrifice a baby, and you notice one of the other satanists is wearing the same robes.
@HatfieldAnne: Protestants sing every verse to every hymn. Catholics know this. We think about it when we get to the bakery 20 minutes ahead of you.
@slyoung5: Good news: He told me I was his penguin. Bad news: Penguins only have sex once a year.