@Gooooats: By this time of year baby Jesus was probably already totally sick of playing with his frankincense.
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@brianbowman73: I think this lady I'm stalking just found out. She changed her wifi name to: "Hey you in the tree. I've called the cops."
@SteveKoehler22: "Found" a nest of ground bees and got stung multiple times. But I was able to remove all the stingers. So yes, my pullout game is strong.
@imence2: Whenever I write out my alimony payment, I put cute things on the memo. Like "for your next divorce" or "clothes that make you feel skinny".