@Gooooats: By this time of year baby Jesus was probably already totally sick of playing with his frankincense.
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@mikeleffingwell: DOCTOR: Does it hurt when I do this? *takes you out several times then acts distant*
@Scott_A_Gilmore: I gave up and "folded" the fitted sheet into a rope so I could shimmy down from the 3rd floor to escape folding laundry.
@TrolleyCat: I want a "refrigerataur." Half horse, half refrigerator. I could ride it AND eat from it which is just plain sensible we are in a recession.
@hipstermermaid: I just want a time machine so I can show up at the Salem witch trials with an iPad.