@Gre_Gone: *caches football thrown from off screen* "Are you having problems with slow interne*video starts buffering*
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@mollymcnearney: Spent morning at the farmers market carefully selecting fruits and vegetables to throw away next Saturday.
@AlexvanBeek: You should feel pretty honoured if I subtweet you. But the tweet you think is about you, probably isn't. Twitter's hard. Get a helmet.
@ericsshadow: THEM: in 186 days an asteroid is going to collide with Earth EVERYONE ELSE: *screaming* ME: *deletes MyFitnessPal app*
@OhNoSheTwitnt: They should punish kids who do well in school with more homework to prepare them for what happens to people who are efficient at their jobs.