@Gre_Gone: *caches football thrown from off screen* "Are you having problems with slow interne*video starts buffering*
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@Mikel_Jollett: PEPSI: We made the biggest PR blunder of any major company this year. UNITED: Hold my beer.
@mauleePillar: Someone just sat across from me at a table at Starbucks. They got too close to my food so I bit them.
@FilthyRichmond: I got tired of our restroom smelling like other people's crap so I placed a chunk of mine behind the hot air vent.