@justinbieber: Call me maybe by Carly Rae Jepson is possibly the catchiest song I've ever heard lol
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@truegritrumble: BEEKEEPER: *opens up beehive and finds a peanut butter and jelly sandwich* If that's here... KID: *opens up lunchbox in school cafeteria*
@Shock_Monster: If I could go back in time & change any event that would alter the course of history: I probably wouldn't have super sized that fry order.
@RidiculousSheri: Everyone seems so happy for you until they realize your baby carrier is just filled with mozzarella sticks.
@mrjohntofu: My signature move is parking closely to the sports car at the end of the lot taking up four spaces.