@justinbieber: Call me maybe by Carly Rae Jepson is possibly the catchiest song I've ever heard lol
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@Mitchoacan: Told my boss I would be turning in my badge and my gun. He said you work in IT, why do you have a gun.
@WilliamAder: Doctor: Have you quit smoking yet? Me: Has there been a string of unsolved murders in the news? Doctor: No. Me: Then, no, I haven't.
@brynnester: [Driving Lesson] "You've been learning a few weeks now" Me:Yes "Progress has been slow" Me:Yes "Perhaps it's time you sat up front with me?"
@mjkspeaks: [interview] HIM: have u ever bribed anyone? ME: *pulls a package of OREO's from briefcase and slides across table* depends on who's asking