@justinbieber: Call me maybe by Carly Rae Jepson is possibly the catchiest song I've ever heard lol
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@tomw1984: I'm off work next week so I'm gonna throw this knife at a map, where it lands I go. *throws knife, misses map.* Space, I'm going to space
@thesulk: My stomach just made the sound of a 68-year-old Long Island woman seeing her granddaughter for the first time.
@meganamram: Don't have money for a cab so I keep calling ambulances and telling them I feel better when I'm close to my destination