@Reverend_Scott: Call me old fashioned, but I think any woman that can open the lid of a jar by herself is a witch.
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@IamEnidColeslaw: If a tree falls in the woods can I stand under it so I don't have to go to work tomorrow?
@Ideal_Victoria: Me: It’s a beautiful night Him: What? Me: It’s a BEAUTIFUL night Him: What? Me: *opens trunk* I SAID, IT’S A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT!
@druuuck: Me: you want to end the date night with some bubbly? Wife: sure *I pour vinegar and baking soda into the volcano* Wife: this is so romantic