@JermHimselfish: Call me old fashioned, but I'm dying of smallpox.
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@Try2StopME: Maggi is the girlfriend of the food world. It says 2 minutes but never gets ready in less than 20 minutes.
@alispagnola: There are many different theories about why humans even need to sleep but I'm pretty sure it's to charge our phones.
@KKAlThani: Sometimes I get take out sushi and eat it at an aquarium just to remind the fish who's boss.
@jordan_stratton: Gotta love those girls in department stores wearing lab coats--taking time away from their experiments to help women out with their makeup.