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@shutupmikeginn: Call me when you have $50,000 and you'll get your little girl back. Call in the next five minutes and I'll throw in a second kid as a gift.

Call me when you have $50,000 and you’ll get your little girl back.  Call in the next five minutes and I’ll throw in a second kid as a gift.

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