@shutupmikeginn: Called it
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@DonQuickoats: I don't even know how my dog can even think how I might fall for the notion someone else tore apart my shoe
@Bagyants: When a computer program says "Not Responding" I start texting it stuff like "Who are you with?" and "Just heard our song"
@ShesARealGenius: ME: Brad's here HUSBAND: Brad who needs space or Brad who's paranoid about being murdered? BRAD: OMG u 2 are smothering me ME: I've no idea
@MindyFurano: Shit. Gotta huge job interview tomorrow and I have no clue where I put my prom dress