@Vice_Queen: Calling bullshit on movies. Not once have I walked into a public restroom and found a gun taped to the back of the toilet.
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@fro_vo: Dr: you have pneumonia Hillary: what's pneumonia Me: *fighting off secret service* not much monia what's pneu with you
@pplwtching: I just forgot about some nachos in the oven, don't tell me about your hopes and dreams going up in flames.
@crushingbort: #ThingsGirlsDoThatGuysHate tease a man and get all his attention while the second velociraptor ambushes him from his blind spot
@fro_vo: Genie: what is your first wish Joe: i want to be rich Genie: granted. and what is your second wish Rich: i want lots of money