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@SteussieErica: [Calling guy I met in bar in '91]

Me: Remember you said "Call me any time?" Well, I could really use a sitter tonight.

[Calling guy I met in bar in ’91]

Me: Remember you said “Call me any time?” Well, I could really use a sitter tonight.

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