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@liv_thatsme: *calling my sister while babysitting her kid*

me: Is it true that putting butter on your head gets it unstuck from the banister?

sister: OH MY GOD, MY SON’S HEAD IS STUCK IN THE BANISTER?

me: Guess again.

*calling my sister while babysitting her kid*

me: Is it true that putting butter on your head gets it unstuck from the banister?

sister: OH MY GOD, MY SON’S HEAD IS STUCK IN THE BANISTER?

me: Guess again.

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