@lenadunham: Calling someone a drama queen is so negative. Why not "content creator"?
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@AndrewNadeau0: *Welsh Cities lining up outside Starbucks; the barista who writes the names on the cups starts hyperventilating and looking for an exit*
@lwhit_the_boss: My signature move at parties is flirting with a cute guy for half an hour before realizing he's actually a bag of Cheetos
@behindyourback: Let he who is without sin throw the first stone. After that we'll go by who has the birthday closest to today, then by height.
@shutupmikeginn: air hand dryers are afraid of people and when you put your hands near them, well, thats them screaming.