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@EndhooS: [Calls boss]
I won't be in today
"Why not?"
[camera pans out to a raccoon wearing sunglasses driving away in my car]
I've got the shits.

[Calls boss]
I won’t be in today
“Why not?”
[camera pans out to a raccoon wearing sunglasses driving away in my car]
I’ve got the shits.

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