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@Reverend_Scott: *calls boss*
Me: I can't come to work.
Boss: Why not?
Me: Gotham city needs me.
Boss: ...You're not Batman.
Me: Oh, yes, yes, exaaaactly.

*calls boss*
Me: I can’t come to work.
Boss: Why not?
Me: Gotham city needs me.
Boss: …You’re not Batman.
Me: Oh, yes, yes, exaaaactly.

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