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@GrantTanaka: [calls home]
son: hello
me: hi, put mom on the phone
son: I can't
me: why
son: she's too heavy

[calls home]
son: hello
me: hi, put mom on the phone
son: I can’t
me: why
son: she’s too heavy

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