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@hippieswordfish: [calls wife] honey help

'whats wrong?'

im done shopping at the door store but now i cant tell which one is the exit

'ok just stop crying'

[calls wife] honey help

‘whats wrong?’

im done shopping at the door store but now i cant tell which one is the exit

‘ok just stop crying’

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