@KKAlThani: Calm down girls, it's Starbucks. They sell coffee, not unicorn blood.
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@ReeseButCallMeV: OMG I forgot to read my horoscope and now I have no idea what life has in store for me today!!!!!!
@carlyken:  "Your majesty, last night some angry colonists dumped our tea into the Boston Harbor" *three English ladies faint* WTF THIS MEANS WAR
@Kyle_Lippert: My ex and I would role play from time to time. She would dress up as a teacher and call my mother to tell her that I ate the Crayons again.
@sssh_squirrel: I'm going to just start biting the faces of people that stand too close during a conversation.