@dshack8: Calm down mechanic guy. Just here for an oil change. If I wanted to know about all the other shit wrong with my car I'd turn the radio down.
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@TheBoydP: Of course I care about the environment. I spray air freshener every time I leave the restroom don't I?
@PissAndry: These boots were made for walking, and that's just what they'll do. One of these day--oh goddamn it. Did you glue these to the floor, Carl?!
@JasonIsbell: If y'all are gonna insist on calling those things "hoverboards," I'll be over here flying around with my "jetpack."
@JamieGreenlees: I thought it was impossible to do 450 push ups in a minute until I discovered lying