@Dawn_M_: Calm down shouty museum man. I think it's pretty obvious that I know how to ride a dinosaur skeleton.
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@topaz_kell: [getting murdered] Me: "Could you please stop for a second?" *gives murderer a Snickers
@tehviking: God grant me the dgaf to lol at the things I can’t even, the swag to yolo the things I can, and the lifehacks to know the difference