@Dawn_M_: Calm down shouty museum man. I think it's pretty obvious that I know how to ride a dinosaur skeleton.
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@JohnLyonTweets: The bleeding walls and voice saying “Get out” I can live with but the inadequate natural light in the breakfast nook is intolerable.
@gerryhallcomedy: "I really wish I could squeeze that piano over and over" - guy who invented the accordion
@WilliamAder: I know we're not supposed to say this, but our second black president looks just like our first black president to me.