@Dawn_M_: Calm down shouty museum man. I think it's pretty obvious that I know how to ride a dinosaur skeleton.
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@leannuh_renay: “Hey dude, my eyes are up here, and over here, and over here too.” -a potato
@othersome: I'm not the hero Gotham deserves. I'm Pete I work at Subway. Do u want extra meetballs.
@Abusitron: As the anesthetic knocks you out, your surgeon washes his hands and misses a really easy shot into the garbage with the paper towel.
@eddiepepitone: I'm with North Korea when comes to being offended by James Franco and Seth Rogen.
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