@JayMindX: "Calzone" is just an Italian word to make you feel better about eating a Hot Pocket in public.
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@VodkaShorebird: "You know what people really want to see? Season after season of a guy drinking his own piss." - Discovery Channel executive
@HeyZeus666: I finally found a simple and easy way to deal with my weight problem. I threw my scale out.
@minkahunter: once when I was at work I missed like 30 calls from my boyfriend & a text saying it was an emergency. when I called him back the emergency was that fraiser's son was goth in the episode he had just watched.