@Scott_A_Gilmore: Came home from work early and caught my inflatable girlfriend cheating on me with the beachball.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@abbycohenwl: I moved to LA with nothing but the shirt on my back. No pants & I couldn't figure out how to get the shirt on my front. Soon I was jailed
@Tommytoughstuff: *Looks around nervously* The steam from my pasta is ungluing my chest hair toupee and the other mafia bosses are taking notice.