@desi_princess: Can any of you read your Chinese food bill? Looks like they charged me for a chicken lo-mein, a python, Africa, and a diet Coke.
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@_Kim_Jongun: I hired a PR team. They said the public would like me more if I stopped executing people. I executed the PR team.