Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

If bad ads/pop-ups are redirecting you, please take a screenshot and email it to [email protected]. Help us keep the site clean!

@Home_Halfway: "Can I buy you a drink?"
Sure! What's your name?
"Uhh. I don't know. I never get this far"
You don't know your name?
*sweats* Pants are cool

“Can I buy you a drink?”
Sure! What’s your name?
“Uhh. I don’t know. I never get this far”
You don’t know your name?
*sweats* Pants are cool

COMMENTS