@Missy_Kell: Can I donate fat instead of blood?
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@JohnLyonTweets: I've never literally been tortured but I have walked behind old people when I was in a hurry.
@geekysteven: ME: "Hey, the 1980s called and they want their pants back" STRANGER WHO IS SECRETLY A TIME COP: "They called?! That's a level 3 violation!"
@ShoutingGoddess: There is a 'you can kill them if you catch them within a minute' rule on people who wake you up. EVERYONE knows that. *sharpening knife*