@Tmoney68: "Can I get a do-over?" - Me, playing golf, tennis (or pretty much any sport), taking a test, having sex, making a speech, living my life....
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@squirrel74wkgn: Me (trying to impress my date): I'll have the garden fresh salad Drive-thru: Dressing? Me: Ummm, nope. Just sitting in my car
@djdarrellripley: After we got the divorce she let me have everything. Except the jewelry, and of course something to keep it in. I call it "the house"..
@Smethanie: I bet Ryan Gosling doesn't even blow his candles out. He probably just winks at them and they faint.