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@UncleDuke1969: "Can I get you to-"
YES!
"Great! Here it-"
I'LL DO IT!
"Don't you want to-"
MAKE THE CHECK OUT TO...

- Adam Sandler being handed a script

“Can I get you to-”
YES!
“Great! Here it-”
I’LL DO IT!
“Don’t you want to-”
MAKE THE CHECK OUT TO…

– Adam Sandler being handed a script

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