Funny Tweeter

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@PJTLynch: "Can I go play w/ my Twitter friends?"
Wife: "Are the kids in bed & the dishwasher emptied?"
"...Yes"
*wife opens cabinet, kids fall out*

“Can I go play w/ my Twitter friends?”
Wife: “Are the kids in bed & the dishwasher emptied?”
“…Yes”
*wife opens cabinet, kids fall out*

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