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@caperbc75: "Can I help you find something?"

I'm looking for the perfect diamond for my wife that says "sorry I cheated on you in your dream last nite"

“Can I help you find something?”

I’m looking for the perfect diamond for my wife that says “sorry I cheated on you in your dream last nite”

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