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@Tommytoughstuff: "Can I pet your dog?"
"Sure, but he can be aggressive."
[He pushes a pamphlet about the dangers of gluten towards me with his nose]

“Can I pet your dog?” 
“Sure, but he can be aggressive.”
[He pushes a pamphlet about the dangers of gluten towards me with his nose]

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