Funny Tweeter

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@MrSpoonicorn: "can i smoke in here?"
"sure go ahead sir"
"thanks"
*lights scented candle*
"can i scatter rose petals in here?"
"erm-
"can i dim the lights

“can i smoke in here?”
“sure go ahead sir”
“thanks”
*lights scented candle*
“can i scatter rose petals in here?”
“erm-
“can i dim the lights

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