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@Matt_The_1st: Can I take your order?
Yeah, lemme get a McRib and a large Coke.
Sir, this is Wallgreens
OK, make it a bottle of Xanax, and some Pringles

Can I take your order?
Yeah, lemme get a McRib and a large Coke. 
Sir, this is Wallgreens
OK, make it a bottle of Xanax, and some Pringles

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