@joeljeffrey: Can someone call me right now? I'm at the dog park and my ringtone is a doorbell.
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@Cajun_Ninja: Met this nice girl at the mall today. Her name was No. and coincidentally her number was also No.
@13spencer: I'm sick and I'm going to work today; so if there's some kind of Contagion-level outbreak, I'm your patient-zero.