@joeljeffrey: Can someone call me right now? I'm at the dog park and my ringtone is a doorbell.
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@LindaInDisguise: The most difficult part about taking a personality test is deciding which personality should take it.
@dukelongboard: I crack my knuckles, turn to the cops and say "I got this" as I stroll toward the bank robbers and get shot in the face
@Cali_Kid_Mike: So this smoke detector is trying to tell me the battery is so dangerously low that it can only beep 4000 times?