@fro_vo: Me: you have a good head on your shoulders Neck: ok wow, i’m like right here

@AKcrazy18: Running away doesn't help you with your problems. Unless you're fat.

@StarksWeek: You can tell Tim Horton's is a Canadian franchise, because my donut just apologized for making me fat.

@galvinchow: PASSWORD EVER, USERNAME GREATEST *username/password must each contain at least one numeric character* PASSWORD 9EVER, USERNAME GREATEST6

@chadzappa: is this your first day on the internet? men are men, women are men, and children are cops...