@Matt_The_1st: This is an emergency! *Begs to borrow strangers phone *starts scrolling through pics

@HavocMantis: Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can ＳＵＭＭＯＮ ＤＥＭＯＮＳ

@bmarked21: From now on when people forcefully show me pictures of their baby, I'm simply going to reply, "Hmm... I've seen better."

@LolitaDrugs: I laughed way too hard at this 😂

@dril: please pray for my sons Thursten and Gorse who have just glued themselves to a curtain,