@crunchenhancer: Can someone just invent a mirror that takes pictures already!
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@E_lok44: One drink, I feel glamorous Two, I get amorous Three, a bit stammerous Anymore than four, I'm on the floor, all drooly and hammerous
@markleggett: I'm using an old Indian trick in order to wake myself up early: Eating several large curries right before bed.
@YUCKYBOT: "Are you a cop? You have to tell me if you're a cop." "I'm a cop." "So you're a cop AND a gun dealer? Random, but okay let's do this shit"