@isaidwhat_: Can someone make a voodoo doll of me and send it off to the gym?
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@wendyraepearce: If all my Facebook friends followed me on twitter, I'd be dragged to church for an exorcism.
@Contwixt: If I was a witch I would cast vague and subtle spells. So and so never gets to see a rainbow again. That type of stuff.