@BigBec43: Can we all just agree that nothing needs to be connected to Facebook ever?
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@thejamietighe: *turns off life support* *waits* *turns it back on* Me: How's she now? Him: Are you sure you're a doctor? Me: Doct... No, I'm from IT.
@Ristolable: [At supermarket] "Excuse me do you work here?" WHAT? ME? Work HERE? Hell no. I went to college. I don't have a job
@MelvinofYork: At this stage of my life, "Good in Bed" means not snoring or stealing the covers.