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@murrman5: can we have one night where you don't act like spiderman
"ok"
[hour later a bird/panther type thing steals wife's purse]
"don't look at me"

can we have one night where you don’t act like spiderman
“ok”
[hour later a bird/panther type thing steals wife’s purse]
“don’t look at me”

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