@Home_Halfway: Can we just call it Zealand now? How long has it been? Move on people
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@canadian_egg: When you're sad, hug a kid. But make sure it's yours cuz that shit would be weird.
@StayNobody: *Sees son doing homework* What u doing? "Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u
@aLunchBox: Ignorant person: "You're Canadian. You live in igloos, right?" Me: "You're American. You live in McDonalds', Right?