@Home_Halfway: Can we just call it Zealand now? How long has it been? Move on people
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@WilliamAder: Whenever someone jokingly replies, "Blocked," I laugh and laugh and then go check.
@TheCatWhisprer: Relieved to finally get a new microchipped debit card that provides added security to protect the $13.68 in my checking account.
@drugleaf: the only proof i have that there is a god is that one time i saw a dude in a "Bazinga" shirt get into a car and drive directly into a tree
@darksidedeb: I accidentally dropped one of my husband's Viagra into my contact solution and now I'm cockeyed.