@TechnicallyRon: Can we stop calling it 'Breaking news' and start calling it 'bloody hell what now'
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@Laser_Cat: All the girls I've ever kissed can agree on one thing. It's weird that I have a beak.
@fluffysuse: My ex just asked if I want to go on holiday with him and my ex mother-in-law and now I don't need Twitter because I will never stop laughing
@pkollar: video games allow you to journey to wondrous locations straight out of your dreams such as: warehouse, sewer, and subway tunnel
@JanineEB4: Lord give me coffee to change the things I can...and vodka to accept the things I cannot. Amen!