@TechnicallyRon: Can we stop calling it 'Breaking news' and start calling it 'bloody hell what now'
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@emmatheist: Unwritten rule: if you find an unconscious security guard you have to drag him to a supply closet and change into his uniform.
@TheMichaelRock: When my car starts making weird noises I just assume it's becoming a Transformer.
@Sassafrantz: Out of all the children's stories, Goldilocks is the most ridiculous. How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony? smh
@badbanana: If you tell me you're a fan of One Direction, please clarify if you're referring to the boy band or Kim/Kanye's baby.