@TechnicallyRon: Can we stop calling it 'Breaking news' and start calling it 'bloody hell what now'
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@mrtruthandsoul: The best thing about sitting next to the white guy with dreads on the bus is no one thinks you're the one that farted
@SteelFontana: I'm always creeped out by the guy who seems to know the age of consent laws a little too well.
@BuckyIsotope: I'll always remember what my dad told me right before he died: "of course you're supposed to use that much lighter fluid idiot."