@TitansHomer: "Real men like a woman with curves" - Fat Chicks
@Raoul_Duke_71: Beth on Facebook "Can't believe its Monday again already"... if only there were some way for her to calculate the order in which days occur.
@tedalexandro: We get it. If your candidate doesn't win in November, you're moving to the whitest English speaking country you can drive to.
@Dawn_M_: Keep your friends close and your enemies tied to a train track.